January 2012
J.Cox, Eli and I are bored.
Yay.
Every time Brendon talks about the kids at his...
I ask if he beats him. Sadly, he doesn’t. You gotta beat those kids! Discipline them! Take off that belt, bend them over, beat their ass red with the belt and look them in a room.
Of course, I’m just kidding. You mentally beat them with kind words of encouragement.
I hope that they can't repair my Mazda
So they can replace my car with a new Mazda with a 6 CD changer. You know how much of a hassle would be lifted off of my shoulders? Instead of listening to just ONE cd, I have SIX CDs.
I can play all the Little River Band music I want in my car.
Ice breakers
I do not enjoy doing ice break activities in college. I’m not really comfortable talking about myself to random strangers. Today, my professor made the class break up into groups of 4 and we had to introduce ourselves and say something unique or special about ourselves. I told my group my name and that I’m a drummer. Instantly, they all jumped out of their seats and said “OH MY...
After years of playing the guitar
I finally got around to learning how to play Stairway to Heaven. It’s a pretty fun song to play and it’s pretty tough too. Never got around to learning it because my dad and his brothers always play it and I never thought I’d learn it since it’s one of those songs that’d annoy me. Yesterday, since I got out of class early and I had no work, I learned how to play...
My friend is leaving for the Navy in a few days
And I couldn’t make it to his kick back because I had work. I would’ve actually taken a shot because this is one of those far few and between times that I would take a shot for anyone.
Never smiling at work ever again
My coworkers started laughing their booties off at how I smile now. I have to retire the pedosmile and go with the pedosmerk.
All the cute boys are in my classes
Because they senses that my sweater was made out of boyfriend material.
There is wifi in my classroom
And I’m sitting all the way in the back. I win.
When I die, I want to be buried in a shirt that...
to0thpick:
there was a massive increase in sales of ground cinnamon.
People look at me weird when I listen to really...
Creedence Clearwater Revival? Billy Joel? Bee Gees? Classics.
thisisntlisa:
Billy Joel - She’s Always a...
I think I gave my mom a heart attack
I asked my cousins to bring my drum kit to my house. I assembled it in the garage and I padded the drum heads, kick drum and cymbals so it would be muffled. Regardless of this, she still got really mad and started screaming and I watched her spazz out.
Sorry, mom. This is what you get for raising a drummer.
-thisbirdhasflown:
Annie’s Song- John Denver
...
deansdrunkenrevelry:
Styx - Come Sail Away
Almost got a 4.0 last semester
But that B in my critical thinking class screwed me over. DAMN YOU, CRITICAL THINKING! DAMN YOUS!
A word of advice: Never take a critical thinking class or put it off for as long as possible.
I think I might go to Berkeley on Friday
Get some food at Gypsy’s and walk around.
Shaved :(
I’m not the type of guy who can rock the clean shave like others. I’m more comfortable with facial hair. I used to rock the goatee and mustache with pride and for almost a year, I just rocked the goatee. Now, I can’t even have a mustache because it’s against health regulations to have facial hair.
It just saddens me that I have to shave every few days or else I start...
I only have one class today
And I showed up to class and my professor is sitting there and he says “Sign in, take a syllabus and you’re free to go for this week. Show up to class next Monday or you’ll be dropped.”
I guess I’m done for the day. Now, I’m in the library, trying to purchase a parking permit but the site is loading really show due to student traffic.
I caved in and bought the Foo Fighters documentary
If you watched it, you’d know how amazing this documentary is.
I get out of class tomorrow at 10:45
That means I’m going to Sun Valley and frantically looking for a nice tie to wear on Saturday.
I LOVE THE NEW ENGLAND PATRIOTS!!
xjecx32:
And it was a good thing that the Ravens kicker missed that 32 yard kick!
I LOVE THE NEW ENGLAND PATRIOTS!!
I need more ties
All I have is that horrible pink tie and this black tie that I just bought.
A year later
Today marks the day that my grandpa Julian passed away at the age of 85 in San Pablo. The world lost a great man that day. A man who smiled, regardless of the pain he endured and a man who gave all he could when he could. He cherished his family and loved those around him and helped all those in need, even to strangers he had just met that same day.
To the man who made everyone around him a...
What's better?
Being drunk or being sober and bringing all your friends home, all the while, taking money off of them for gas money?
I pick the latter of the two. To date, I think I’ve gotten over 600 dollars in gas money off of my drunk friends and family members.
If I have to drag my ass in the middle of the night to a party to pick up your drunk ass, I better get paid.
I have to go dress shirt and tie shopping tomorrow
And since I’m the most boring person in the world, I’m just going to get a black dress shirt and black tie.
Next time, I’ll be more festive. I’ll get a pink dress shirt.
