May pag-asa

doctor-gonzo:

Artist: ”Weird Al” Yankovic

Album: Running With Scissors

Track: The Saga Begins

Did you know this junkyard slave
Isn’t even old enough to shave
But he can use the Force, they say

Ah, do you see him hitting on the queen
Though he’s just nine and she’s fourteen
Yeah, he’s probably gonna marry her someday

In honour of Alpocolypse: this is the first “Weird Al” song I ever heard, and in a store while I was buying Pokémon Silver no less.